Shan’s Box

One morning, Shan was about to take a sip from her fresh-squeezed Floridian orange juice when a hideously synthetic sound broke the silence of her suburban home. The sound made the hairs on her neck bristle. It sounded nothing like what the Home Depot employee described. “For the price you’re looking for, it sounds like … Continue reading Shan’s Box

Divorcing in the 16th Century

His majesty King Henry Tudor of England, VIII of his name, slammed the papers against the table and said, “We have a problem. I’ve been told by his holiness, the Pope," he said mockingly, "that I, in fact, cannot divorce my pious wife, Catherine, who, according to him, has done no wrong. Obviously, he would … Continue reading Divorcing in the 16th Century